According to the President

According to our esteemed leader, the American Revolution was a series of unwarranted terrorist acts committed by a bunch of ideological zelots.

Moreover, he feels that we need to take a stand. If our generation doesn't stop this evil, no one will get to heaven. So, it is imparitive that we act together to be strong against this form of terrorism. We need to get them before they can get us (notwithstanding that the American Revolution is long over and its participants passed away over a century ago). To these ends, we must eliminate the constitution which itself is a revolutionary document. We must silence the press, execpt when they are speaking for, and in support of, the President. We must hold Congress to be accountable to no one, except the President himself.

And the President, must be the decider. No on else has the depth of knowledge or decision-making capability for the job.

So folks, lets get on with it. We don't have to succumb to the terrorist threat. Let's stand firm and live out the Presidents convictions.